Tiki Avengers Bio

January 4th, 2007

Dr.Tiki Dr.Tiki

An internationally known Scientist, Writer, Philosopher and Empath, Dr.Tiki heads the group known as the Tiki Avengers in a never ending quest to rescue the Tiki Believers, from the choking hands of sobriety and stupidity.

Deep, introspective and with an inability to rest his worried mind, the good Dr. uses his super-honed powers of empathy, to tune into the exacting need of his patient, get down to the core of the problem, and ALWAYS write the precise prescription, that solves the troubling ailment.

Although always quietly optimistic, sometimes, late at night, when he’s alone with his thoughts, he often wonders if the un-appreciating world, will someday, maybe, care enough to save itself.

Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
Co-inventor of the internet and personal computer, this 5 star Mixologist is the realist of the group.
Seeing the world as it really is, Johnny Johnny’s out look of the outside world, is much different than that of the other two Tiki Avengers.Logic, Facts and Common Sense are his tools of the trade. Always quick with a smart ass comeback, this Tiki Avenger is the grounding force needed when hopes and dream are not enough. TOP SECRET: Currently creating a video game designed to be played only in the mind. Using Neuro Brain Synchronization Techniques, soundwaves and a series of flashing lights, download a game into your brain and the game is played like an interactive dream. Currently the beta tests are being conducted in large abandoned warehouses, on large groups of pacifier sucking, glow stick waving young adults. Home version expected soon.

Lala Lala

Lead Scientist in the Learnstitutes engineering Department, Lala is the perfect combination of brains and beauty.

The free spirit of the group, this world renowned Scientist, won a Nobel prize in Science AND Tiki for her invention of the re-loadable 12 drink Tiki mug cartridge (soon on display).

Never one to be pushed around, and as willing to engage in a casual conversation as she is an all out street brawl, when pushed past her limit, if this feisty Tiki Avenger takes off her shoes and earrings, well friend, that’s your ass. You have been warned…

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